Issha boi... skinnypenis

Ugly laugh

lets get rid of currency and capitalism entirely. human lives are more important than your filthy pathetic wealth.

fuck my life bro i just stuttered in front of a milf

just overheard a little girl ask her father if I am a boy or a girl and all he said was “some people have bodies”

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.

ohmygod

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

Okay but how is “e girl” not a slur? It’s literally just the nerdbro equivalent of “sl*t” or “wh*re.” If Mary Sue can be a slur than so can E Girl. Language evolves and new slurs can be invented.

mary sue is a slur

americans be like ‘thank you mr. soldier for killing civilians’

As a landlord, you can fuck yourself with this generalized bullshit.