see for yourself.

mfw they use uranium to boil water to make electricity to send to my stove so i can boil water

just give me the uranium so i can boil the water directly at home. duh

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

it REALLY annoys me these days when they show those simple, garishly painted versions of old marble statues and claim that the statues looked like that. like yeah, they were painted, we can find bits of color in various locations, so we know very roughly the color of various locations, but i dont think theres any more reason to believe they were painted in these flat (and matte!) colors than in more detail. like yes, we dont know what that detail was, but that doesnt make the flat version *more plausible*, i dont think you should have like, a stronger prior that they were flat than that they were detailed. these were expensive statues!

Where do I sign the petition to replace statues of shitty people with statues of Pikachu