Bitchin'

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new fangled bathtub and im taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.

is it hot in here or is it just me

I want a guy who sends random nudes during the day and eats carbs with me at night.

i want dual glocks

i want a ham and cheese sandwish

Meesa want to fuck hard

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

tries to throw a stone into a lake but the lady of the lake catches it and throws it back at mach force killing me instantly 

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

Perhaps all of them

COME THROUGH MS TWENTYBITEEN

I am at all times, spiritually if not physically, new boot goofin’