The Sciences Sing A Lullabye

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

wtf is this girl's problem

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

goodnight moon

It must be defeated immediately

I've been a prince for a while, but I haven't been a princess yet....

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

ocean sounds for those of you who need it

thanks i made a little painting about it

It's a bit sloppy, but I have been in an artblock. This is me breaking free

Sorry for the scuff, it’s a smth small I made during work

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.