Tales of Under

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

[ID: First is a screenshot of undertale's release date, September 15, 2015. Then there is an edit of a tumblr post that reads: "people who celebrate game release date anniversaries are annoying pass it on." And the reply: "Fuck this post and happy birthday Undertale." End ID.]

What if two little trouble makers went out into the snow to draw a penis but they didn't delegate beforehand who would do the balls end and who would do the head end, so they both accidently do the same one and just end up with a bone

those first couple weeks after escaping a time loop have gotta be disorienting as all fuck. all those little cues that used to tell you what's about to happen are now triggers that cause you to brace for something that isn't coming. you have to relearn the permanence of death -- hell, you have reacquaint yourself with the entire concept of finality altogether. everything keeps changing but it never changes back and you keep having to remind yourself that this is normal. "it won't reset anymore," you echo to yourself, over and over and over, like a broken record, like you're still trapped in a loop, like someone who escaped the time loop but was doomed to bring it into the future with them

Yo! Speaking of musical story telling. People already talks about how you can hear Ruins in anything Undyne (which already tears). But what no one talks about is that jinglebells are a prominent instrument associated with Snowdin theme... and where else do you find it in? OH RIGHT, THE BRIDGE SECTION TO A BATTLE AGAINST A TRUE HERO. TEARS. UNDYNE FIGHTS FOR AND REPRESENTS THE PEOPLE.