"I Think Our Souls Are Very Old Friends."

Watching Supernatural is fun until you cannot listen to any song without thinking about that emotionally dependant, will-kill-themselfs-if-one-of-them-is-gone, interspecies ship

Two dudes could be having sex on screen and it still wouldn't be as gay as Supernatural's 5x03 "Free to Be You and Me"

squidward, meaning "in the direction of squid"

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

a girl gets her heart broken in 89 different ways every single day and then goes on tumblr to reblog snoopy pictures

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