Undercover Frog

director: just talking to some kid?

miss pauling: does anybody like you?

scout:

reyes: oh! was that what you were doing?

reyes: thinking?

cassidy:

reyes: now we have identified the problem!

scout: wait where are you going?

medic: to the brony convention in Liechtenstein.

scout: oh i was just trying to work out if i give a darn.

spy: you’re not really the type of person people like.

scout: right away.

spy: sure.

scout: but when they get to know me they adore me.

spy:

spy: how do i put this delicately…

Moira: No. Not at all.

Moira: Never. Never in a million years.

Moira: I mean-

spy:

engineer: uh. whatcha got there?

medic: a smoothie.

demo: i think he meant the head.

Junkrat: Thank goodness for that.

Sombra: I do that quite a lot actually...

Reyes: You know studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Reyes: That’s why I own ten guns.

Doomfist: And you know who I am.

D.Va:

Moira: Quit wasting my time.

Hanzo: Hey you can’t talk to her that way, who do you think you are?

Moira: I’m Moira you old hag and she smells like boogers.

McCree: Hey, you can’t talk to my husband that way.

McCree: What do you think this is?

Moira: I think it’s time to lose some weight fatty, that’s what it is.

Ana: Hey, you can’t talk to my sons like that. Someone oughtta put you in a mental hospital.

Hanzo: Jesse and I—

Hanzo: I’ll just kill him.

McCree: Woah, woah!!

Genji:

Hanzo: Let me shoot him in the face!!

McCree: NO, NO!!

Hanzo: If I shoot him we can make out!

Sombra: Kill it! Kill it!