internal screaming

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

you fool. that's pinball

Why do meth when you could do MATH?!

Why do meth when you could do crack?

I need math to solve for the slope of how quickly that escalated.

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

jedi survivor introduces some groundbreaking concepts to the star wars universe such as “what if ginger people were real” and “what if jedi had guns”

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

thats none of your business

why did i just see a clothing ad that said "shorts are having a renaissance" yeah it's called it's fucking summer. are you stupid.

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

Before you mock the clown, take a look at thine own shoes

and pay particular attention to the shoelaces