( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lookin for da booty

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

im going to vomit on you

want

I would sleep in this until I got too old to climb up the ladder dead ass

german memes

tfw deprimiert

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you