Is it always "or", is it never "and"?

THIS IS THE EXACT COMIC I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I MADE THIS BUT I COULDNT FIND IT! BLESS YOU!

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

???? what??? the fuck???????

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

This is magic omg

May your next period be light and end quickly

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

may you not leak even once

may you get to eat everything you crave

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

A vegetable is a social construct.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Happy Superbowl

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

some of y’all have never been surrounded by friends who were considered pretty or attractive by peers from an early age and you being the only one who wasn’t profiled this way so it messed up your self-esteem so now you question every time someone says you’re anything other than ugly and it really shows

Some of y'all were never asked out as a dare multiple times by multiple people and if shows.

@thebibliosphere

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?