Yeehaw my dudes

Reblogging for that sick demographic chart.

PLEASE VOTE

Why not just put the walnut in their mouth?  That seems way easier

it’s not about efficiency it’s about FLAIR 

im sure theres people out there with insatiable lusts for grapes but for me i never even think about them unless theyre provided to me. but when im in a situation where i have grapes provided to me im like, wow, i have to consume my body weight in these right now or i will die

combine big mood and same hat for the inexplicably powerful Big Hat

BETTE MIDLER????

Bette Midler drags Trump like daily. 

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

let me cry for 2 minutes real quick, I’ll be a new bitch on the 3rd minute

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

Item: horseless chariot

Paulus Blarticus