Nuts to the World

Xavier Ortiz

How many of these things are important to me: 0

Now I have an ad for using a flamethrower to de-weed your yard. Apparently it also tils the soil while it's at it.

blood and organs burst from truck in Netherlands

the aftermath

Slumberland "Sleepcentre 2000" (1978)

Something to consider when I win the lottery.

Portal from a stave church, exhibited at historisk museum oslo Norway by saamiblog on Flickr.

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.