I Cant See The Snakes

Absolutely 💯

Wow

Your ex wants revenge. So she goes to your friends house and lets them record her with the lingerie you bought her!

women so damn sexy

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

B….bieagle •.•

it’s exam week so why not

Sure, why not.

funny bagel please let me finish art rqs

The bagel of luck is back

I can use some good news

My friends wife came in the office in a sexy summer dress, the way it looked on her great body was so sexy, I’m sure I wasn’t the only guy but all I could do was imagine pulling it up and fucking her over the desk, she kept catching me looking at her and eventually she came over to me and said “you’ve been checking me out all day, I think we should go to the supply room” she said with a wink, I stood up and she could see how turned on I was to do this, I wanted her on my cock so badly

She likes to model new underwear in front of your friend for a second opinion. They just want to make sure you love it.