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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

oh my fucking god i had a dream that paw patrol was getting harassed on twitter and as damage control they announced one of the paw patrol dogs was transgender and i thought it was real up until a few hours ago 

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can