Umi

Like obviously it’s not prominent and he tries to keep it to himself.

But he gives expensive gifts to people and when they get damaged he has no problem buying them a replacement.

He thinks the sign is sasa lele but he won’t say it out loud.

It’s more obvious when he’s in beach bum mode, that man thinks the moon is made out of cheese.

Either way he does occasionally slip up and say something stupid.

California: I should go to the sun, I’d get a sick tan

Washington: the sun’s too hot, you wouldn’t survive

California: then I’ll go at night?

Washington: …

I have thoughts on territories.

One option is that they are the states they’re named after (ie Utah territory is Utah just like…taller or something)

Happy (late) birthday loser.

Don’t remember who said it but a long time ago I saw a post of someone claiming that Ben said that the states were never babies and the only alternative I could think of was something similar to mitosis

Outfit reference