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leptopoma perlucida- the lucid snail!

clark reupload

…no joke

i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.

no fucking joke.

someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.

now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

A japanese zoo, Tobu Zoo, had a colab with the anime Kemono Friends where they added cutouts of the anime characters to the enclosures of the matching animals to attract visitors and stuff, one of these characters being Hululu, an airhead anthropomorphic Humboldt penguin:

Grape-kun, an old humboldt penguin who’d been abandoned by his former mate due to his health issues, started showing a lot of interest for the cutout, staring at it for hours, trying to reach it on top of the tall rock where it was placed, and even trying to court it.

Of course, Kemono Friends already being a surprise hit show, the thing went viral and tons of art, jokes and other content were made. Even after the colab was over, the zoo didn’t remove Grape-kun’s sunshine, and Hululu’s VA Ikuko Chikuta even visited Grape-kun during an educational event:

Unfortunately, Grape-kun was already old and his health started to deteriorate. He was removed from his enclosure for treatment, along with his muse of course, that was placed next to him. On october 12, 2017, Tobu Zoo announced that Grape-kun passed away, with Hululu by his side in his final moments. Once again Grape-kun started trending, this time in a sadder tone as fans, visitors and part of the Kemono Friends staff paid their respects.

As a final homage to Grape-kun, a new cutout was added to the penguin enclosure in january 2018, immortalizing this romance:

fairywithgremlintendencies:

theguardianace:

mothman-misato:

fancyfeasti:

innie-files:

keuled3de:

asmrfarts:

animolusia:

nikki-reblogg:

diofasolia:

dragon-tamer-1:

shinechermont:

laf-e-taffy:

wjoudss:

thetotallyfakeishabbey:

coreys-riffin:

tokaywineandcheese:

witnessnb:

depressedhatakekakashi:

whatshernameis:

lemony-snickers:

daughterofthedead2:

Let’s play a game

Tag that one (maybe few?) person (ppl?) on tumblr that makes you smile every time they’re in your notifications?

I’ll go first

@bi-who-lived @bravegryffindorlion @no-cheese @simpingforreynarameriz

Love yaaaa

i love all of my moots i promise

i just wanna say, i’m sorry i haven’t responded to all of these.  i’m a little overwhelmed and super grateful to everyone who has tagged me in this.

@mrs-hatake @kuramakakashi @pfreadsandwrites @the-japanese-wagtail @existentialpupil @kakaxhi @kakashi-with-the-good-hair

(i think that’s all of you, lol.)

for the record, all of you make my days better when i see you on my dash or in my notifications.  there are a lot of other people who do, too, including, but certainly not limited to:

@depressedhatakekakashi @kakashiswilloffire @kashi-prompts @gmoonlight01 @whatshernameis @effeminateboyninja @kankuroplease

you’re all wonderful (sorry for spamming your notifications with this, but it had to be done) & ily.  i hope you’re having the best day ever.  <3

By this point, I can’t keep track of who and when tagged me, so I’m just gonna tag along:

@existentialpupil @lemony-snickers @gmoonlight01 @kankuroplease @mermaidfizzy @goddess-of-green @depressedhatakekakashi @ithilloktewrites @simply-trash5 @effeminateboyninja @deidarascumdumpster @kakashiswilloffire @n0tamused @mazakiackerman @bakubabes-hatake @beneathstarryskies @rokudaddie @tired-lime @bokutomessy @ricflairdrip20 @kakashi-with-the-good-hair

Thank you all for being here, for having me as their moot, for all the wonderful content that you create and/or share. Id I didn’t tag someone, please don’t be mad, I just sometimes forgot the nicknames xD

There are more people that I’d like to talk to and tag them, but I hesitate to tag non-moots ^^’

I’ve had like three amazing people tag me XD

Hmmm amazing people who make me smile. this is such a long list XD

@kankuroplease @whatshernameis @lemony-snickers @gmoonlight01 @thespookymoth @pewpewpew @cryptic-summons @konoha-interrogation @kagami–uchiha @alumort @witnessnb @uncharted-darkness @sakura-rpblog @kakashiswilloffire @ricflairdrip20 @rokudaddie @n0tamused @temarihime @theonecoolgenius @animetrashmuffin

these are all such amazing, beautiful, talented people that I adore seeing on my dash.

Right back at you!! 💚💚

@mushroombitchboy @thisbleedingbellflower @n0tamused @certified-liumang-classic @fuckboy-orochimaru @thesalembitchtrials13 @tokaywineandcheese @flowers-inthepieshop

that’s everyone my tried brain can think of rn ily all

!!! Thanks cloudie ;-; You also make me smile when I see you in my notifs ;-;

@dimobserver @ooflifeshard @nalanoola @solarishashernoseinabook @gojo–satoru @coreys-riffin @thespookymoth @chaoticstabby @found-family-hugs @digisnow

oh?? oh fuck?? alright pog. (also right back at you, lol /gen /pos)

@arinoes @mesabird @ninjanoshow @loopyloopslaney @neatotothethirddegree @justmegzmegz @thetotallyfakeishabbey @does-this-look-inanimate-to-you

Aw, gee! Thanks, Corey! Back at you, as well! /gen /pos

Here’s my people that make me smile and sometimes jump around my room, making incoherent noises whilst flapping my hands around like a chicken in a bathtub:

@imaginesforallkindoflove @cyrusbugged @shenzy @barely-nok @lesbiannya @dinogaby @wjoudss @prime-pulse @garmadonisbackbaby @ghosts-are-my-culture @yells-of-the-not-so-danged @milfobake @ninjagothemusical @anxiousworm and pretty much everyone who follows and/or interacts with me because I obviously have forgotten some people! :)

Cdhdhdvd of course we’re starting with my most beautiful friend who tagged me @thetotallyfakeishabbey uwu❤️❤️❤️🌷

As for the people that always make me smile when I see them in my notifications, here’s a lil list of some of them

@reshiramcate @drakinjade-reblog @ivyprism @velconx15 @endarflash @laf-e-taffy @binny-the-demon @artzy-ari @dark-imagine-robots @llocally @violetwithrose @chicatenders @cupcakewebkinz @glitterdragonthegreatprotector @spontaneousinsanity

Legit, you guys rock! :D❤️❤️❤️🌷

Awww thanks for the tag!! （＾∇＾）

Here’s some awesome ppl that make me smile on here!

@zu-is-here @bluepalleteuniverse @ari-cuno @help-im-a-gay-fish @yuriyuruandyuraart @datonenikki @shinechermont @amarald @dct-creatorau @evaundertale

Aww thank you Laffy!

Most of the people who makes me smile already were tagged, so I’ll tag the ones missing

@kotikaleo @creative-firebug @imaweebofundertale @inky-shops @katsnowdin @dragon-tamer-1 @diofasolia

Thank you!

@jann-the-bean @myouki @diofasolia @yuriyuruandyuraart @help-im-a-gay-fish @zu-is-here @bluepalleteuniverse @reshramlove1ob @iinkxerror

Aww thanks AC and Dragon!!

I know many wonderful people have already been tagged so I’ll just tag a few people here—

@nikki-blogg @lunarreaper12 @allegoricalart @your-nonbinary-pal

UWA, THANK YOU, DIO!!!

@diofasolia @lunarreaper12 @allegoricalart @your-nonbinary-pal @gelinowo @harelthedust @animolusia @mimi-shan

These people showed or shows on my notifies often, glad we share the same tastes.

@jj-chan2007 @vivi-draws-stuff (no, you also make me dance) @sammyblack22 @lunasilver010605 @asmrfarts

If you already got tagged, (´ー｀) oh well-

AAAAAAA THANK YOU!!!!!!

@luckysliceofbread @creativeghost51 @sleebyidiot @justanothershitposter123 @just-jamie-thats-a-lil-cute @glow-maeda @rockbottle @celestiastarz @certified-sal-fisher-simp @mister-penhead @hal-alt-blog @rantaroamamisupremacy @lisaanelis @lisaanelis-brainrott @txnakasgf @keuled3de

@zzyoma @ryoma-my-beloved @galatzack

@otsu09 @infinitemacaroni @gozo-ban

@leeryq

@the-pit-lord @aroace-and-i-like-space

@mangoisgay

@innie-files

Aww, thank you @keuled3de! That actually means a lot to me!

As for people who I love seeing in my notifs:

@fancyfeasti <- Thanks for tagging so often, I genuinely enjoy them! You seem really sweet too! Thanks for making me feel more connected to Tumblr!

@buggachat <- I constantly enjoy your art (ml or not), which is really pretty btw! Thanks for being chaotic and amazing!

@maan-is-done <- You’re a cool person who also had to deal with SK8 brainrot and helped me get through it! Thanks for being there!

I can’t say that I’m super close with anyone on Tumblr, but to everyone who allows me to connect with the community, thank you! These 3 specfic people are the one’s who have (unintentionally) helped me become a part of these communities, but I still appreciate every single interaction on this app, no matter who it is.

AWW THANK YOU @innie-files I’m glad you enjoy the tags :))

I love seeing the following in my notifications and/or on my dash, makes my day!

@severushed-toslytherin @insertswagusername @buzzcutseasonart @discountscoobyart @mothman-misato @zorbs @boimgfrog 

thank you <333

there are so so many people i love seeing so i can’t tag everyone but here’s a few:

@theguardianace @thehottestmess @majomaart @papillon-de-porcelaine @deathbyfiction @spixi @zenxiety @pissfizz @ceruleanmage and god so many more ily all <3

Eden aaaaaa thank you!!!!

Every single one of you deserves to be tagged in this because you are all so precious, but some of you have already been tagged.

@soleiltido @dead-houseplants @oneyogurtcup @anapplepie @autistic-ace-bee @aravenclawdaughterofhades @fairywithgremlintendencies and all my other beloved friends <3

awww thank you ace <33

all of my mutuals should be tagged here tbh,,,

@autistic-ace-bee @aravenclawdaughterofhades @villaindenkikaminari @oneyogurtcup @finleycannotdraw @dead-houseplants @chaoticallybisexual

aww thanks babe! back atcha :)

@fly-to-the-moon-again @killjoyjay @dysphoric–idiot @genderkwerfirebird @thenoctambulist @arsonist-twink @ a lot of y’all whose urls I can’t remember right now <3

WHHEHEJRJRJJSJ&$FJJFJ:FJGF;J#&$<$</>^*&[[;[,?????? RIGHT BACK ATCHA MAN

@ectoanarchist and @girlb0sstubbo my beloveds <333

@arsonist-twink @girlb0sstubbo mwah mwah love you two <33

@psycho-chair OBVIOUSLY

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

Are part of the LGBTQIA+ community 🌈

Support the LGBTQIA+ community 🌈

Love plants 🪴

Love space in general 🌙💫✨

A game!

Thank you for the tag baby @bunbyy

but like does this count????? no fuss ill marry abyss mage kaeya

WTF YALL I GOT DADDY😳

*got me a new car, a new house, a new Gucci belt thank you lawd*

shit

My camera roll:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

😭😭😭😭😭😭 tagging @just-patchy @girl-in-the-tower @twistedapple @anunluckyrabbit @chaddams

Ah-

I’d probably wait till he’s older before I marry him.

Huh….)

No.

Bunger!!! :D

I won’t complain.

This is a fucking win my dudes.

Uh-

literally 3 out of the four people in this photo are the same person-