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the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

there is a house in new orleans not the one you heard about im talking about another house

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught