Ultron 8

SQUEE

@ultrontherobot Your dog has good taste in books

Indeed they do.

Also I like this trope because like hell am I going to trust someone who went from trying to destroy me utterly as a person to trying to win me over and make me forgive them, but to see them go from wanting to destroy me to just sort of tolerating me, my backstabbing instincts are like, “Well, look at that, they only threatened to poison me twice this week, they really are trying.”

This terrifyingly sounds a lot like my brother…..

Your brother is not the least bit nice, not has he reformed.

I find him perfectly delightful to be around.

His sense of humor is a bit strange, but he does have one. And he’s usually only playfully stabby

Sounds like Loki tbh…

Who is Cael?

Brock’s brother….

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

THE FAE ARE NOT GONE HUMANS JUST MADE THEM CYBORGS

I refuse to comment

“It Shouldn’t Have Gone Wrong”: the premise of practically every movie out there

Seriously, though. Was that the best he could do?

I can always do more

You could try, at least. I doubt you’d succeed.

I can try and i will succeed

I shall

Seriously, though. Was that the best he could do?

I can always do more

You could try, at least. I doubt you’d succeed.

I can try and i will succeed

Seriously, though. Was that the best he could do?

I can always do more

Every bottle of Coke with the name Steve on it also has a little flag and I think SOMEONE bribed Coca Cola.

*whistles nonchalantly*

That would also explain why this year there’s a “Share A Coke With A ROBOT” bottle out there. That seemed very specific to me. 

what the heck is a robot going to do with coke? They don’t typically consume food

I thought it was rude to ask. After all, if a robot wants to share a Coke with me, who am I to refuse? 

I have reasons.

it helps break down rust

Share a coke with a robot? Would you share one with me captain? @memecaptainsteverogers

Robots that try to induce nuclear winter don’t get Coca Cola, Ultron. 

What about Pepsi

Every bottle of Coke with the name Steve on it also has a little flag and I think SOMEONE bribed Coca Cola.

*whistles nonchalantly*

That would also explain why this year there’s a “Share A Coke With A ROBOT” bottle out there. That seemed very specific to me. 

what the heck is a robot going to do with coke? They don’t typically consume food

I thought it was rude to ask. After all, if a robot wants to share a Coke with me, who am I to refuse? 

I have reasons.

it helps break down rust

Share a coke with a robot? Would you share one with me captain? @memecaptainsteverogers