what does flextape taste like

what the emo kids of today don’t realize is that in the 2000s real emos didn’t call themselves emo because calling yourself emo meant you were a poser. if someone saw you wearing a black studded belt and hot topic mcr wristbands and asked you were emo you were supposed to say “i don’t choose labels……..” and then they’d know you were a true emo

the american public education system doesn’t teach you this‼️

Tired of the backrooms let’s meet in the frontrooms

spongebob like a melody in my head

You should've been a medieval sage, you just say whatever the fuck sometimes and people are like woahhh... THIS guy!!

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

🫪

i hate this emoji with a burning passion

why…:(

HES SO SQUISHED I WAN HIM DEAD

🫪: please don’t kill me

I LOVE THAT EMOJI WHERE DID YOU FOUND HIM

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers

@mushroompie

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.