shit tier ugly ass elf

ummm was OP on strawberries when they posted this? lol

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

bitching and moaning should lez out

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

living mango to mango

dont mind if i dont

Use your PTO

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

i think my curse got stronger

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege