shit tier ugly ass elf

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Me as counselor: im sensing that shit hurted for you

I’m simultaneously the most obsessive most detached girl in the world

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

I only exist on the internet

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

posts funnier with timestamps on

Sasuke just texted me

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil