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For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

Cloud spotted

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

you can stroke my neck without it being an excuse to feel up the cursed amulet....you can focus on MY moans of pleasure and not just the amulet's sinister whisperings...... be honest when u press your ear to my chest, are u listening to my heartbeat or are you & the amulet doing pillow talk without me??

I think we should skip the flirting and go straight to psychological codependence.

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

damn bro. you trash

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.