TUMBLR HISTORICAL FIGURES BATTLE!!!!
Who is the TRUE historical figure of tumblr?!?!?!?! YOU DECIDE!!!!!!
ROUND 5 - SUPER ULTIMATE FINAL!!!!!!!!!:
...Franz Kafka VS Ea Nasir
Previous rounds under the cut
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TUMBLR HISTORICAL FIGURES BATTLE!!!!
Who is the TRUE historical figure of tumblr?!?!?!?! YOU DECIDE!!!!!!
ROUND 5 - SUPER ULTIMATE FINAL!!!!!!!!!:
...Franz Kafka VS Ea Nasir
Previous rounds under the cut

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not to victim-blame but WWI could have been avoided if franz ferdinand didnt release a song titled "take me out"
im convinced kafka was my soulmate but we couldn’t exist in the same timeline because he would definitely annoy me as he was a cancer man
Lmao fair enough
Funniest historical events bracket
ROUND 1B
Aimo Koivunen
Trojan Horse
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Funniest historical events bracket
Round 1B
Challenger?? why is this on the list
Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand

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Franz Ferdinand made some gay ass music and that's why they assassinated him
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You’re laughing. My best buddy and all my specialist little girliepops stabbed me and your laughing.
REBLOGGED BY JULIUS CAESAR HIMSELF 🥳🎊🥳🎉🥳💃🥳🔪🔪🔪🔪
franz ferdinand recording and releasing the song Michael while still professing to all be straight is one of music's biggest moves
Hey anyone know if this copper is from a trustworthy source?
It is the very best in Ur. Simply ask anyone who is not Nanni. Nanni is a liar, though he does create very solid clay tablets.
Okkkkkk thank yuo cani have 3 copper sticks please
wooooowwwww thank you !!!! reaaaaaal copper !
Hey anyone know if this copper is from a trustworthy source?
It is the very best in Ur. Simply ask anyone who is not Nanni. Nanni is a liar, though he does create very solid clay tablets.
Okkkkkk thank yuo cani have 3 copper sticks please

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Hey anyone know if this copper is from a trustworthy source?
Gregor samsa
You die two deaths - your physical death and your true death when your name is spoken for the last time. You, a mild-mannered introvert, have been stuck in limbo for centuries waiting for your true death, and finally found out why.
Shouldn’t have sold all that fake copper, dude.
An age long debate
Hamlet age?
Teen
20s
30s
40s+
Haunting the Narrative Round 2 Side A
Andrey Nikolayevich Bolkonsky (Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812) vs. Sliver of Straw (Rain World)
Andrey Nikolayevich Bolkonsky
Sliver of Straw
Haunting the narrative means that the character’s absence heavily impacts the plot. They’re not present or active in the story when their influence is most strongly felt, whether they’re alive or dead!
ANDREY PROPAGANDA:
literally the first line of Great Comet is: "There's a war going on out there somewhere/ and Andrey isn't here". It's so important to the plot that Andrey is absent that it's the first thing we learn about him. The entire prologue is about character introductions, and all we learn about Andrey is that he isn't there.
Idk about y'all, but that sounds like haunting the narrative to me.
PLEASE VOTE ANDREY! the entire plot of great comet unfolds because of his absence! Andrey isn't there, so Natasha falls in love with Anatole. Andrey isn't there, so Marya suffers more and more every day living under her father's rule. Andrey isn't there, so Pierre feels a looming NEED to be SOMETHING, and dedicates his life to killing Napoleon. Andrey isn't there, so Natasha and Anatole attempt to elope and it destroys Natasha, and her relationship with Andrey. Andrey finally returns to find everything he knows changed. PLEASE VOTE FOR ANDREY!!!!!!

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Can this poll end on exactly 69,420 votes. Not notes, votes.
Of course
Yes
Maybe?
No
Hahaha funny number but no
Max you've been here 10+ years you know better
Vanilla Extract will equally help and hurt
Button
Another Button
Jesus with the buttons Max
Unfortunately, this will require reblogs.
fuck it. kafcake
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