Ultimatefan666

Looking for a tissue and found a chicken sandwich. Score

Welcome back! In today’s episode of “why am I laughing hysterically” watch me find a fuck-ton of sand in my pocket from when I fell over on the beach yesterday

I thought my life had peaked at 12 but yesterday my friend said I was “the funny one” and I’m gonna ride this high till the day I die

There is nothing more terrifying than sitting on your windowsill, and hearing the honk of approaching geese in an otherwise silent night

There are few things more terrifying than sitting on your windowsill, and hearing the honk of approaching geese in an otherwise silent night

I swear to god footloose is such a fast song on just dance! Listen, if you’ve ever had an inhaler for asthma or whatever, make sure you have it with you before you start idc if you haven’t used it in forever, trust me you’re going to need it. I’ve not used the lil fucker in years and that dance had me searching though my draws for it. I swear if I die this would be the thing that kills me

Drinking Pepsi out of a champagne flute alone in my room in the dark becaus I’m too young for alcohol and i barely made it to midnight. Anyway, happy 2021 or whatever