I Am Less Cool Than You, But Twice As Gay...

Oh no! Someone banished the evil necromancer into the internet and they reanimated all the dead memes as a terrible army! All your base are belong to them!

@evilwizard

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

i love bondage in a freaky way but i also love it in an autistic sensory way

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

"Is squirt pee" brother who CARESSSSSS. Worst case scenario u made a woman feel so good she pissed herself how is that a net negative to your image

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.