Characters will make a very nuanced choice that makes sense for their story arc and internal conflict, and audience members will be like "is anyone else going to misconstrue this in the most black and white, bad faith manner possible?"

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

whenever theres a woman im like YAY. whenever theres not a woman im like meh. i’ve seen better

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

not to flirt or anything, but i’d educate myself on your interests just so we could talk about them.

they're on a video conference