I came for the food.

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

we are fucked

No hope