afire love

"You are the best!" Alana takes the flower crown and puts it on his head. "Perfect."

He stares up at the crown and adjusts it slightly. "Well, I do look ridiculous, but thank you very much for the flower crown."

Why the fuck are you just standing there? You want one? Just fuckin’ ask, don’t look at me and not say anything. It’s creepy as shit.

Once again, thank you for the hospitality. And, no thanks, I don't partake in that sort of activity.

"I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I won’t force you to wear the flower crown I made especially for you."

"Fine, fine! I'll wear it even though it looks ridiculous on me."

Well I’m glad to answer all your questions. Any more you have for me?

Uh, yes, why'd you bring a cupcake to the beach?

You could always keep the candy in the packages you know.

It’s more like impossible.

I'm sure you'll get through this troubling time somehow.

Well yeah, Finding and exploring new places is always fun. And I don’t like letting something as as little lock stop me.

No, it does not.

It would be. But other people might see it as freaky and take him to a science lab.

That'd most likely happen but who knows?

Go out, where? Have fun, how? So many questions.

Out with friends? Do something? Go to the beach?

We’ll see. I hope he does. That’s like a win-win situation!

That'd be so cool if he could.

A friend taught me lock picking a while back, I didn’t think anyone lived here yet.

Oh? I see, that sounds fun?

Alrighty then. Can I get you any drink, now that I feel like I’ve disgusted you?

You didn't disgust me, the beer disgusted me. And I'd rather not drink right now, but thanks for the offer.

Oh shit…

Oh shit, What's got you saying "oh shit?"

If I ever get a pit bull I’m going to name it Mr. Worldwide.

Is he gonna start making those whooping noises and start rapping?

This isn't a hostel.

Geez, no need to be so hostile, sir. Just wanted to drop by and say hello, but apparently that's a big no-no for you.

[is on the phone and you overhear] Yes. I need chocolate, whipped cream and plenty of fishing line.

Fishing line?