Just Keep Swimmin'

So.. totally accidentally ate a bug today.

The question is, what kind of bug?

It’s all in the wrist.

If it's all in the wrist, then why do still suck so badly. [Tries to throw the basketball again, but misses by a mile]

Are you serious right now?

I'll get back you on that one.

  Of course I think you’re awesome! You’re great!

Anya, you can't even imagine how much that means to me. Usually people have given up on me within a couple days, but it's been more than that and you're still he- Wait, did you see that or am I just imagining things? [looks into her coffee cup to see if anything was in it]

  [snorts] Alright, alright. You did get me, guilty as charged. [laughs] Yeah, you’re very awesome.

 Really? I was just kidding. Wait, you think i'm awesome?

  I don’t like that label. It makes me think of a geek. Or a genius. I’m neither of those. Do you have a dog?

Is it bad that I can't answer that question?

  Oh, um… it’s quite alright. This one? -points to a nearby stick-

Yep that's the one! Here let me help you lift it. [walks over to the stick] Okay you ready? We just lift with out legs on a count of one...two....three!

  How should I know? You’re the one who wanted it.

Yeah but your the smart guy. Now put your powers to the test and help me think of something!

  Big and stiff, huh?

  Oh, that stick? [She stares at Dory confusedly, chuckling automatically after getting what it had sounded like.] Oh didn’t even notice at first, it was actually a tad funny, don’t worry.

  You’re talking to the perfect person about big and stiff things.

[tilts her head in confusion] What on earth do you mean by that [She said as innocently as possible]

  May I ask what you need the stick for? You’re as bad as Jack almo– oh my gosh, Dory, I wasn’t even thinking like that.

Hey, don't lie you thought about it and laughed. I'm a very funny person sometimes. Crude, forgetful and totally awesome! 

  Well here you go [hands her the pen] Hmm.. I’m not really sure to be honest. Maybe you should you draw on it, like a flower or some fishes..

You know that's actually a really good idea! I could decorate it the put it on my wall for decoration [Grins at the girl] I know just the place to put  it too!