i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

smoking on the shit that made susan be anthony

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

my dead wife. the ad free internet

i’m having an affair with Open in New Tab

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence