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everyone in scotland hearing english people bitch about having bojo the clown as a prime minister when our entire country actively votes not to let this happen but gets fucked by the union over and over again

me, for the millionth time: if you stack things on top of each other in the dishwasher the stuff on top is never going to wash properly my flatmates, stacking things on top of each other in the dishwasher for the millionth and one time and wondering why it’s still dirty:

i’ve never been so emotionally invested in the eurovision song contest as i was when i heard how many votes the public gave norway... stay camp my fellow europeans

makes me laugh so hard at england stressing out about the european elections and the brexit party when their polls totally ignore the SNP. like... babies to the south... take a look at scotland and who’s leading OUR polls because it sure as hell ain’t nigel clownface farage.