Naamloos

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

because your law teacher defeated the law 

Know your enemy.

it’s valentines day in 2 weeks & I don’t wanna pressure u guys but u should probably start planning how u’re going to confess your love to me

Punch! Crit! DOG!

Dogs always come through for ya.

classic punch crit dog

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

@thehowlinggale

just let him eat your leg you monster

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

by Dami Lee

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate