UberGeekFanboy

this is extra funny if you know that the show is in fact not scripted, for the kids anyway, so the 3 of them who were on the show were only told a basic outline of the scene so (most) of what they said was exactly what they thought of on the spot and the adults had no idea what was going to happen

I love Keanu Reeves and the recent surge of love and appreciation for him warms my heart but I dread to think what’ll happen the moment you demons have had enough of him and start digging up/making up “problematic” shit he did or said when he was like 20 or something

Yes but it’d be hard to go all the way back to the 14th century just to dig up dirt on one guy

Keanu Reeves sold bad copper and was rude to messengers and sent them back empty-handed through foreign territory and I for one am sick of everybody just giving him a pass for the whole thing when we have over a dozen cuneiform tablets documenting his bad behaviour.

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC

Disgraceful. That egg wasn’t seasoned at all.

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.