This Is A Crazy Person's Diary

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

i’m like if a girl who hates working took her job too seriously

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

the father who stepped up.

incredible sounds happening here