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making aus for ocs are so funny cause like. theyre already in a situation… but what if they were in a DIFFERENT situation

I miss my ocs,,,I MISS MY OCS,,, <-can draw them at any time

they need to start selling horse milk in grocery stores

hey fish!!!!!!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!!

july the 4th be with you

My middle school gave you detention if you didn’t turn in your homework on time did I ever tell y’all about that

I've never been to a school with detention and at this point I'm too scared to ask what you actually do there

“Academic probation.”

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

shawty's like a malady in my head

people saying my evil clone would be called greenstonedust but you have failed to consider that 'evil' and 'opposite' are not the same. we all have capacity for evil and thus my opposite self would not be evil, they would be as complex and flawed as i am, just in ways that contrast my own flaws. my EVIL clone would be called shadowkiller666dust the fallen angel of blogging. and they would be cool as fuccckkkkkkkk.

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

Something about how inherently embarrassing it is for a character to find out they've been delirious for an amount of time. Like, I just love how universal this trope is -- in almost every piece of media I've Consumed where a character is told outright or it's implied to them that they've been Very out of it and slipping in and out of consciousness for a while, the reaction is always oh god really?? The discomfort of knowing just How vulnerable they were.