Ghost

Person B: "?? Like you're any better."

Person A: "At least I'm consistent."

Person B: "No, no, it's fine. There's a charm to it."

Person A: "...you're laughing at me."

Person B: "I'm endeared."

Person A: "By my awkwardness?"

Person B: "..."

Person A: "...I don't where your object permanence is at exactly, but people typically don't just disappear when you close the door on them."

Person B: "One can hope."

Person B: "This isn't a game, this is a conversation. We're talking, not playing."

Person A: :[

Person B: "That said, you are somehow losing."

Person B: "So how do you want us to pick, huh? Make a list of reasons for each of us about whether we should live or die?"

Person C: "Rock, paper, scissors."

Person B: "Well no one is thinking at all, so someone has to carry the weight."

Person B: "I'm already in love with you though?"

Person A: "Yes, and that's great, but I have to do it."

Person B: "You already have, just unintentionally."

Person A: "The intention is the most important part."

Person B: "Yes. Minor misunderstanding."

Person B: "What part of arson and nearly getting your hand blown off seems whimsical to you exactly?"

Person B: "Where else am I supposed to say it to? Your back?"

Person A: "Not at all, preferably."

Person B: "I mean, I can try to lie? But you're pretty good at catching those..."

Person B: "Here to knock some sense into you."

Person A: "...and then comfort me?"