Ghost

"🥺" <- looks at them, is still crying

"never mind, don't look at me."

crying person:

Person B: "No need. Think of this as a gift."

Person A: "We don't have the kind of relationship where we would give each other gifts."

Person B: "We can start to have that kind of relationship."

Person A: "I don't want that kind of relationship with you."

Person B: "...That last bit wasn't necessary."

Person B: "..."

Person A: "Hey, tell me."

Person B: "...I was planning to pretend that I had lost all my memories."

Person A: "...And what made you decide otherwise?"

Person B: "Don't say that aloud. Someone might overhear and use that information against you."

Person A: "Oh? But it's just the two of us here."

Person B: "You think I wouldn't use your weakness against you?"

Person B: "Mhm. For now."

Person A: "...for now??"

Person B: "Why else would I visit you?"

Person A: "Because you miss me?"

Person B: "...🤨"

Person A: "...no?"

Person B: "You?"

Person B: "I could do something illegal while you're with me."

Person A: "...but you don't."

Person B: "?? Like you're any better."

Person A: "At least I'm consistent."

Person B: "No, no, it's fine. There's a charm to it."

Person A: "...you're laughing at me."

Person B: "I'm endeared."

Person A: "By my awkwardness?"

Person B: "..."

Person A: "...I don't where your object permanence is at exactly, but people typically don't just disappear when you close the door on them."

Person B: "One can hope."

Person B: "This isn't a game, this is a conversation. We're talking, not playing."

Person A: :[

Person B: "That said, you are somehow losing."

Person B: "So how do you want us to pick, huh? Make a list of reasons for each of us about whether we should live or die?"

Person C: "Rock, paper, scissors."