Ghost

Person B: “Yes, well. A lot of people do at this point, so don’t worry about it.”

Person A: “But I want to repay you.”

Person B: "So when you say 'kill myself'..."

Person A: "I die."

Person B: "Got it."

Person B: "You are the source of most of my burdens."

Person A: "Then let me carry the ones I don't cause."

Person B: "I don't want to know you better."

Person B: "I'm too fond of you to be mad."

Person A: "...if you weren't fond of me, or if I was someone else, would you be mad?"

Person B: "I'd be fucking livid."

Person A: "Ah."

Person B: "If you want to see me again, then just say that."

Person A: "...I want to see you again. Please come back when you have the time."

Person B: "Was that so hard?"

Person B: "...right. So, in order: Yes, we have to fight. You are the best fighter around here. If you lose, we're having a rematch. This will be anything but boring."

Person A: "...I don't like fighting."

Person B: "Since before you've known me."

Person A: "...you're joking."

Person B: "'Loyal guard' is fine. We don't need the 'dog' part."

Person B: "But they are dumb."

Person B: "Most of what you say is complete garbage, so yes, I feel the need to correct you more often than I do others."

Person A: "?? You have, on multiple occasions, said that I am smarter than most of the people you talk to."

Person B: "Yes."

Person A: "Oh?"

Person B: "And I distinctly remember killing them."

Person A: "Hm. I guess it didn't stick."

Person B: "But you're not 'a little odd'."

Person A: "No?"

Person B: "You're a freak."

Person A: "...but you don't mind that?"