one bed trope except there are two beds, it's just that one of the characters just doesn't fucking sleep so the other has to use their weight to hold them down
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one bed trope except there are two beds, it's just that one of the characters just doesn't fucking sleep so the other has to use their weight to hold them down

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Person A: "You're letting me go?"
Person B: "Mhm. For now."
Person A: "...for now??"
Person B: "I'll find you again when the time's right. Don't run too far, yeah?"
Person A: "Why is it that you only visit me when you need something?"
Person B: "Why else would I visit you?"
Person A: "Because you miss me?"
Person B: "...🤨"
Person A: "...no?"
Person B: "I barely tolerate you. Why in the world would I miss you."
Person A: "Would you believe me if I said I was a god?"
Person B: "You?"
Person A: "I would've preferred it if you just said no."
Person A: "I fear that if I leave you alone for too long, you'll do something illegal."
Person B: "I could do something illegal while you're with me."
Person A: "...but you don't."
Person B: "Because talking with you is a better use of my time."

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mmmm nameless protagonist for they are just a narrative tool mmmmmm
Person A: "You're strange, you know."
Person B: "?? Like you're any better."
Person A: "At least I'm consistent."
Person B: "Failure to recognize a pattern doesn't mean the pattern isn't there."
Person A: "Sorry, I'm-- I've been told that I'm awkward to talk to."
Person B: "No, no, it's fine. There's a charm to it."
Person A: "...you're laughing at me."
Person B: "I'm endeared."
Person A: "By my awkwardness?"
Person B: "By you."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "..."
Person A: "...I don't where your object permanence is at exactly, but people typically don't just disappear when you close the door on them."
Person B: "One can hope."
Person A: "One shouldn't hope."
Person A: "I don't like this game."
Person B: "This isn't a game, this is a conversation. We're talking, not playing."
Person A: :[
Person B: "That said, you are somehow losing."
Person A: >:[

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Person A: "Okay, we can't all sacrifice ourselves. That would make the sacrifice useless. "
Person B: "So how do you want us to pick, huh? Make a list of reasons for each of us about whether we should live or die?"
Person C: "Rock, paper, scissors."
Person B: "I-- you know what, I don't know what else would work. Sure."
Person A: "You're overthinking this."
Person B: "Well no one is thinking at all, so someone has to carry the weight."
Person A: "Hate to break it to you, but what you call 'thinking' is what the average person calls 'thinking too much'."
character who haunts the ghost in their walls
Person A: "I plan to make you fall in love with me."
Person B: "I'm already in love with you though?"
Person A: "Yes, and that's great, but I have to do it."
Person B: "You already have, just unintentionally."
Person A: "The intention is the most important part."
Person B: "I'm going to need you to tread real carefully now, because it's starting to sound like my years of unrequited love were inconsequential to you."
Character A is sitting on a chair, character B approaches, character A gets out of the chair and offers it to the other, character B sits in the chair and pats their lap beckoning character A to sit, character B is now on the floor and character A is seated on the chair again

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Person A: "You-- you're alive!...you're alive? Weren't you reported dead?"
Person B: "Yes. Minor misunderstanding."
Person A: "??? Minor?????"
Person A: "What a downer. There's no need for you to rain on my whimsy and fun."
Person B: "What part of arson and nearly getting your hand blown off seems whimsical to you exactly?"
Person A: "All of it?"