Person A: "I hope you know that if this doesn't work, we'll both be dead."
Person B: "?? I don't think the situation is that severe."
Person A: "I mean I'll kill you and then myself."
Person B: "Ah."

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Person A: "I hope you know that if this doesn't work, we'll both be dead."
Person B: "?? I don't think the situation is that severe."
Person A: "I mean I'll kill you and then myself."
Person B: "Ah."

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Person A: "You're not as manipulative as you think you are."
Person B: "I take great offence to that, I hope you know."
"Hey, look at me." <- trying to comfort/say something honest to other person who is crying
"🥺" <- looks at them, is still crying
"never mind, don't look at me."
crying person:
Person A: "I'll pay you back in the future."
Person B: "No need. Think of this as a gift."
Person A: "We don't have the kind of relationship where we would give each other gifts."
Person B: "We can start to have that kind of relationship."
Person A: "I don't want that kind of relationship with you."
Person B: "...That last bit wasn't necessary."
Person A: "If you think that, then it most certainly was."
"what's your body count" except we're talking about how many bodies/clones/identities you have 'cause, quite frankly, it's getting ridiculous

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Person A: "You're awake. How do you feel?"
Person B: "..."
Person A: "Hey, tell me."
Person B: "...I was planning to pretend that I had lost all my memories."
Person A: "...And what made you decide otherwise?"
Person B: "It's just difficult to muster the resolve when that's the face you're making."
reading 'got dropped into a ghost story', expecting a guy who gets dropped into a ghost story and while I get that, I also get:
The most employed guy ever, a blooming situationship with a horror entity, and psychological warfare with a sociopath (one-sided).
shooting myself in the foot would surely hurt less than reading this story
Person A: "You're my weakness, you know."
Person B: "Don't say that aloud. Someone might overhear and use that information against you."
Person A: "Oh? But it's just the two of us here."
Person B: "You think I wouldn't use your weakness against you?"
Person A: "I look forward to it, actually."
one bed trope except there are two beds, it's just that one of the characters just doesn't fucking sleep so the other has to use their weight to hold them down
Person A: "You're letting me go?"
Person B: "Mhm. For now."
Person A: "...for now??"
Person B: "I'll find you again when the time's right. Don't run too far, yeah?"

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Person A: "Why is it that you only visit me when you need something?"
Person B: "Why else would I visit you?"
Person A: "Because you miss me?"
Person B: "...🤨"
Person A: "...no?"
Person B: "I barely tolerate you. Why in the world would I miss you."
Person A: "Would you believe me if I said I was a god?"
Person B: "You?"
Person A: "I would've preferred it if you just said no."
Person A: "I fear that if I leave you alone for too long, you'll do something illegal."
Person B: "I could do something illegal while you're with me."
Person A: "...but you don't."
Person B: "Because talking with you is a better use of my time."
mmmm nameless protagonist for they are just a narrative tool mmmmmm
Person A: "You're strange, you know."
Person B: "?? Like you're any better."
Person A: "At least I'm consistent."
Person B: "Failure to recognize a pattern doesn't mean the pattern isn't there."

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Person A: "Sorry, I'm-- I've been told that I'm awkward to talk to."
Person B: "No, no, it's fine. There's a charm to it."
Person A: "...you're laughing at me."
Person B: "I'm endeared."
Person A: "By my awkwardness?"
Person B: "By you."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "..."
Person A: "...I don't where your object permanence is at exactly, but people typically don't just disappear when you close the door on them."
Person B: "One can hope."
Person A: "One shouldn't hope."