Ghost

Person B: "Since before you've known me."

Person A: "...you're joking."

Person B: "'Loyal guard' is fine. We don't need the 'dog' part."

Person B: "But they are dumb."

Person B: "Most of what you say is complete garbage, so yes, I feel the need to correct you more often than I do others."

Person A: "?? You have, on multiple occasions, said that I am smarter than most of the people you talk to."

Person B: "Yes."

Person A: "Oh?"

Person B: "And I distinctly remember killing them."

Person A: "Hm. I guess it didn't stick."

Person B: "But you're not 'a little odd'."

Person A: "No?"

Person B: "You're a freak."

Person A: "...but you don't mind that?"

Person B: "Yes, but consider the amount of friends I've made."

Person A: "...none?"

Person B: "That's certainly more impressive, is it not?"

Person B: "Ah. Um."

Person A: "?? Are you?"

Person B: "No-- no, I'm not. My loyalty is yours."

Person A: "Then what's with your reaction?"

Person B: "Oh. I guess I'm just flattered that you'd think I'd betray you..."

Person A: "...forget this conversation happened."

Person B: "..."

Person A: "Fine then."

Person B: "...please get away from my face."

Person A: "Can't talk yet. Sleeping beauty still hasn't been kissed."

Person B: "Your breath stinks."

Person B: "Mm."

Person A: "So I'll be acting the same as I have been. I won't pursue you or bother you, or anything like that."

Person B: "Right."

Person A: "But just know the moment you are interested in dating, I'm gunning for that position."

Person B: "...You'll be the first to know."

Person B: "You're bleeding all over my couch."

Person A: "Apologies."

Person B: "And your shoes are still on."

Person A: "...I can leave--"