Person A: "I fear that if I leave you alone for too long, you'll do something illegal."
Person B: "I could do something illegal while you're with me."
Person A: "...but you don't."
Person B: "Because talking with you is a better use of my time."

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Person A: "I fear that if I leave you alone for too long, you'll do something illegal."
Person B: "I could do something illegal while you're with me."
Person A: "...but you don't."
Person B: "Because talking with you is a better use of my time."

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mmmm nameless protagonist for they are just a narrative tool mmmmmm
Person A: "You're strange, you know."
Person B: "?? Like you're any better."
Person A: "At least I'm consistent."
Person B: "Failure to recognize a pattern doesn't mean the pattern isn't there."
Person A: "Sorry, I'm-- I've been told that I'm awkward to talk to."
Person B: "No, no, it's fine. There's a charm to it."
Person A: "...you're laughing at me."
Person B: "I'm endeared."
Person A: "By my awkwardness?"
Person B: "By you."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "..."
Person A: "...I don't where your object permanence is at exactly, but people typically don't just disappear when you close the door on them."
Person B: "One can hope."
Person A: "One shouldn't hope."

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Person A: "I don't like this game."
Person B: "This isn't a game, this is a conversation. We're talking, not playing."
Person A: :[
Person B: "That said, you are somehow losing."
Person A: >:[
Person A: "Okay, we can't all sacrifice ourselves. That would make the sacrifice useless. "
Person B: "So how do you want us to pick, huh? Make a list of reasons for each of us about whether we should live or die?"
Person C: "Rock, paper, scissors."
Person B: "I-- you know what, I don't know what else would work. Sure."
Person A: "You're overthinking this."
Person B: "Well no one is thinking at all, so someone has to carry the weight."
Person A: "Hate to break it to you, but what you call 'thinking' is what the average person calls 'thinking too much'."
character who haunts the ghost in their walls
Person A: "I plan to make you fall in love with me."
Person B: "I'm already in love with you though?"
Person A: "Yes, and that's great, but I have to do it."
Person B: "You already have, just unintentionally."
Person A: "The intention is the most important part."
Person B: "I'm going to need you to tread real carefully now, because it's starting to sound like my years of unrequited love were inconsequential to you."

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Character A is sitting on a chair, character B approaches, character A gets out of the chair and offers it to the other, character B sits in the chair and pats their lap beckoning character A to sit, character B is now on the floor and character A is seated on the chair again
Person A: "You-- you're alive!...you're alive? Weren't you reported dead?"
Person B: "Yes. Minor misunderstanding."
Person A: "??? Minor?????"
Person A: "What a downer. There's no need for you to rain on my whimsy and fun."
Person B: "What part of arson and nearly getting your hand blown off seems whimsical to you exactly?"
Person A: "All of it?"
character who has everyone in their contacts saved normally (with each person's name) except for one person who's saved as "that guy I hate"
Call History:
Brother
That Guy I Hate
That Guy I Hate
That Guy I Hate
Father
That Guy I Hate
Brother
That Guy I Hate
That Guy I Hate
...
character who has everyone in their contacts saved normally (with each person's name) except for one person who's saved as "that guy I hate"

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Person A: "...You've gotten too used to saying nonsensical bullshit straight to my face."
Person B: "Where else am I supposed to say it to? Your back?"
Person A: "Not at all, preferably."
Person B: "I mean, I can try to lie? But you're pretty good at catching those..."
Person A: "??? Is telling me the truth not on the table???"
Person A: "Here to comfort me?"
Person B: "Here to knock some sense into you."
Person A: "...and then comfort me?"
Person B: "You're not going to need it when I'm done with you."