It's time for more: which of the following does NOT happen in critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV? Part 2!
Local catgirl insists bombs are medicine (isn't strictly WRONG either)
Some guys made to answer for institutional racism by being turned into chess men
A theme park mascot suit really, really, really wants you dead
Evil brainwashing radio program turns people into zombies
Dragons will do anything but go to therapy, including turn into a human
You're compelled to attend the wedding of a woman to a severed head
Bloodthirsty prince dies in ecstasy, and so decides to come back for another go
Merchant wants to trade swords for life energy bc that's normal where he's from
The recurring Halloween event is a bunch of demons discovering a praise kink
Pro wrestling arc, complete with faces, heels, kayfabe, and character gimmicks
The producer enters the world of the game to thank you personally for playing
Uplifting choral music plays over you and your new friends building a bomb