TytoDragon

I need to stop treating coffee like its not a laxative

im the kind of person to write down something that ive already finished in my to do list just to cross it off immediately after

I think i should take another math class bc i keep thinking 9+8=11

Highly recommend getting a crush on your coworker bc then you will actually be excited to show up for work

Ive learned a good way to compliment me is to call me goated at tetris

My neighborhood is a mourning dove neighborhood but like right next to us is a pigeon neighborhood and those boundaries are firm so i really want to know if the birds have beef or what?

Trying on glasses expecting to look like Hayley Williams but just ending up like Rivers Cuomo

I've noticed that there comes a time for almost every young teenage girl to publicly post or share how much she loves the song "Wet" by Dazey and the Scouts without fully realizing what the lyrics mean.

I wear all my best most accessorized outfits on the days when i only have one class so that when i get home i can take it all off instead of ripping my skin apart

Im living the high life! (going to Mel's for pie and a shake after my 4 hour closing shift)