I guess I'm back now...

concept: anakin sitting in the council room bouncing baby luke on his knees as he adamantly denies having children or attachments 

And denies the Council permission to induct Luke and Leia Skywalker (no relation) into the crèche.

all the comments on this post are the best out of any I’ve ever gotten but Anakin looking Mace dead in the eye and saying “I had no idea who this child is” might honestly be the best addition of them all

i have literally no understanding of why computers work. how the fuck are a bunch of ones and zeroes which represent basically an on/off switch, going 2 translate into Video Games. thats like if i just flickered the lights in my bedroom real fast in a specific order and then suddenly i was playing skyrim. 

{videogame = true}

That is, literally, what a computer is. If you could flick your lights in your bedroom about twelve billion times a second, in a specific order, you could in fact suddenly play Skyrim in your bedroom.

#i guess you can truly play skyrim on anything

Please don’t give Todd Howard anymore ideas. Please.

Please port Doom to my bedroom

👏 Don’t 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 gamer 👏 if 👏 you 👏 can’t 👏 play 👏 doom 👏 on 👏 a 👏 lamp 👏

The best way to find out if someone plays kingdom hearts is to ask their opinion on donald duck

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

JESUS CHRIST

This really works.

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

“Mineta You’re Expelled” and “Pee Your Fucking Pants And Die, Endeavor” are two similar emotions but are also very distinct and cant be described by any previously existing emotions

the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …

Reblog to thank the void