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i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

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keplercryptids

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

saints-row-2

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

thequantumqueer

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

willypadilly

chrromebrutus-deactivated202105

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

candlejack

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

ellyinnit

"Romance is only good if it has smut"

You OBVIOUSLY have not read Crooked Kingdom, where Kaz's lips brush Inej's neck, he has a panic attack, leaves, starts a fight with his ENTIRE GANG and WINS

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Xena the Warrior Princess

Does Xena the Warrior Princess from Xena: Warrior Princess eat pussy?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

gayroytheory

i keep forgetting mustang is like 10 yrs younger than basically everyone else colonel or above. no wonder olivier hates his guts he’s fucking 12 years old

gayroytheory

this is an old post but im rewatching and people keep saying it!!! roy’s a fucking child and everyone hates him its hilarious

hellenhighwater

Roy hires Ed specifically to have someone even younger than him running around being a problem.

lostindarkplaces

I went out to the country! And you know what I found! An Even Younger Asshole!!! He’s like half my age and twice the trouble!!! I HIRED HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!! YOU CAN THANK ME WHENEVER!!!!

draconym

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

mutant-distraction

A little "Red" potato. Javelina babies are called little Reds because of the reddish cast of their reddish fur, which blackens as they mature

Credit: Sheryl Hester

cowardsexual

pre 2026 pacific rim rewatch: grace and rocky would be drift compatible

mid 2026 pacific rim rewatch: grace would be the third member of the k-sci division and he and newton would have the biggest interpersonal academic beef in the history of xenobiology. they want to strangle each other every day. newton calls him "teach" to piss him off. "heyhey he's the microbiologist, I'm the macrobiologist. you know. size matters?" before the breach newton was the scholar grace called a staggering waste of carbon at the UNESCO conference in denmark.

post 2026 pacific rim rewatch: stratt and pentecost would be drift compatible

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minnycule

this is how I’ve found out it’s wednesday every wednesday for the last three years

soclonely

Hey! Reminder it’s Wednesday!

mamuzzy-deactivated20250612

It’s wednesday, ner vod.

depsidase

userfaramir

gffa

A Test of Courage | by Justina Ireland Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith #I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT STAR WARS GETS EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER #WHEN YOU CONSIDER HOLDING SOMEONE’S LIGHTSABER = HOLDING THEIR UNDERWEAR #THAT ANAKIN IS SORT OF LOSING HIS UNDERWEAR AS HE SPEEDER HOPS ACROSS CORUSCANT #THAT OBI-WAN HAS TO PICK UP ANAKIN’S UNDERWEAR IN MID-AIR AS HE’S FLYING PAST #THAT OBI-WAN TOSSES HIS UNDERWEAR TO ANAKIN AS HE FIGHTS DOOKU #THAT OBI-WAN PICKS UP ANAKIN’S UNDERWEAR SO THAT HE CAN ONE DAY PASS IT ALONG TO LUKE #THERE IS NO WAY IN WHICH THIS IS NOT SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN I COULD POSSIBLY SAY #HELP I’M CRYING

piepeloe

OK, but that makes so many interactions between Obi-Wan and Cody hilarious as well.

gffa

cody finding obi-wan’s underwear wherever he goes is this a seduction lost in translation or is obi-wan a bit slutty (via @piepeloe) IT MAKES THIS PARALLEL EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER, TOO:

STOP FLINGING YOUR UNDERWEAR ALL OVER THE PLACE, YOU TWO

theresthetwoofusnow-deactivated

Does this mean that General Grievious is a panty snatcher or

gffa

Everyone else go home because nothing is going to make me laugh harder than panty snatcher Grievous waving Obi-Wan and Anakin’s underwear in their faces.

ahhrenata

How this got me thinking of Jedi in thongs, I’ll never know 😂

#okay but then in a new hope. Obi wan gives Luke his dad’s old underwear #and Luke proceeds to carry it around for a few years before Anakin notices and chops his hand off about it

triquortri

most organized professional sports league.

#?????#what did professor puck say?#pwhl

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uncleanakin

sometimes an acapella group is just you and your 5000 force-vision clones

do-you-have-a-flag

uncleanakin

wh-what

who are they

do-you-have-a-flag

this is he

gallusrostromegalus

Since some of you haven’t seen this somehow. pls enjoy Weird Al

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Don McLean, the original singer of “American Pie” (I mention this because some of y'all apparently don’t recognise Weird Al in an Obi-Wan Kenobi costume so who knows what other gaps there are in your education), has said that sometimes when singing the song live he starts to think of the Star Wars version of the lyrics. A fun challenge is to sing the Star Wars lyrics AT THE SAME TIME as the original song plays in the car.