layza . ° • ;༂

daniel is NOT listening

reese and dewey maybe

rpf = Real People Fucked

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

imo by far the funniest thing about daniel making it to being a worldwide bestseller and then dating armand is that not only does it look like he invented a guy and then forced his controversially young boyfriend to pretend to be that fictional guy, he picked the villain. from every iwtv citizen’s perspective, a world renowned journalist wrote a novel analyzing the cycles of abuse from the perspective of one guy and his evil ass boyfriend, and then declared to the public that he, daniel molloy, can in fact handle allat

wait let’s circle back to that lestat’s millennial fledgling who had to live with him in the ruins of rue royal and watch lestat eat rats that he had to catch for him every night and after lestat throws him out he is like finally that shit is over, worst experience of my life 😩😩 and then BAM his fuckass deadbeat maker is EVERYWHERE, riding luxury cars, living in the best apartments, wearing brand clothes etc etc oh I’d be mad AS FUCK