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I still can't believe we got to see Liam two-handing Noel's ass on stage. Like it's stuff we read in fanfiction but we got it in real life. We SAW it in real life. In front of tens of thousands of people. People were cheering. We got a good jiggle and everything. They posted it fucking everywhere on their social media. They printed it on their opus where it will live forever. Liam's hands on Noel's ass will forever be eternal and we were here to see it happen ^_^

whats with the cuck

my media fast from oasis to lock in on this book backfired because much like a poor orphan who’s found a single shred of unspoiled meat in the gutter i’m sustaining myself on scraps and treating it like a meal

if you or a loved one has been affected by dead in the water by noel gallagher you may entitled to financial compensation

When you’re into gcest long enough you kinda stop being able to see the trees through the forest so to speak, like yeah there’s a big giant incest forest there ig but every once in a while you do actually have to go through the catalogue of evidence trees for the incest and have your mind scrambled by it all over again, never lose sight of the fact that they attended that orgy together never forget the photo of Noel bent over with his ass out while Liam strokes it. Never forget that they had sex last night.

Well, now. Here's a sentence I'll never be able to get out of my head: "Noel Gallagher ventriloquized slogans of burning communitarian optimism through the mouth of his brother Liam" —Alex Niven, 33⅓'s Definitely Maybe