the world is quiet here

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant

This is great and all but it doesnt change the fact that id rather be set on fire than have axe anywhere near my nose

lovondese

wtf is lovondese

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

#seeing op’s url killed me immediately

me @ my cat: how does it feel to be a fucking kittypet

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

This is one of my favorite posts on this website

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

Oh wow. Damn.