Tyc Draws

I love Klavier Gavin from Ace Attorney. He's a literal rockstar. He's the only major prosecutor who doesn't routinely break the law in some way. His name means piano. His catchphrase is the title of a U2 album. He keeps referring to his boyfriend as Mr. Forehead, not because his boyfriend has a large forehead (he does) but because they got into a spat about where a murder victim was shot. His big brother is a serial killer. He helped put away said serial killer brother. The first time he met his boyfriend he asked if the guy desired him carnally. He pretends to be german after living there for two years. He is constantly playing air guitar. He's even bisexual.

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

the worst thing ever is when you become completely obsessed with some phrase your friends invented in some jackbox game or other such thing to the point that it becomes ingrained into your brain forever because nobody will ever know what i’m talking about when i say “I DO fuck like a cab driver for a blunt”. like that’s just my cross to bear forever.