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Alex asked George out first directly before the throat infection bed incident.

George gets absolutely buried by Alex's zoo when they go to his English house

George was the first one to come out.

Alex then proceeded to come out as well and George thought he was joking. Which led to the longest time theyve ever been mad at each other.

Find 9 million different shows to watch and never finish them because they always have different opinions on whats going to happen.

Both are so stubborn that they once were cooking and turned their backs to each other and a pan caught on fire.

Alex tops and George bottoms but is open to a switch for special occasions

Jesper: But that's okey.

Kanej: starting off with my most controversial opinion, no. Inej spends majority of her time out at sea doing an incredibly dangerous job which will make her massive enemies, enemies who would not be above using her child as an advantage against her. Even beyond that, all the time spent away from her child would make the relationship distant and awkward, even if she was a perfect mother outside of that and it would leave pretty much all the child rearing to Kaz, which haha malewife or whatever but the burden of childcare falling on one person is messed up. Inej is smart enough to realize this and decide not to have children. And Kaz would not desire children enough to push her towards it and he would respect her autonomy enough not to push it even if he did strongly desire children. Sure, she could settle down in Ketterdam in at the least the early years of her child’s life but I have no interest in a storyline in which Inej gives up her life’s purpose (even temporarily) to raise a child. On top of all this, both Kaz and Inej have the experience of coming from good loving families and being ripped from that and traumatized by circumstances outside of their control, they know first hand even if you come from somewhere good, you can still be deeply hurt by the world around you, so even if they were good parents, they’re still bringing a child into a world that could break them and with both their jobs being so dangerous they could also easily leave that child an orphan. I’ve made silly posts in the past about them adopting a child but I don’t think this would happen either as you still have to raise and care a for a child you adopted in a way Inej couldn’t. Kanej kid is a cute prospect, sure, but I do not think it would realistically happen and please. I’ve posted about this before, I’ve seen the arguments, you’re not gonna convince they would have kids, just scroll by if you don’t agree. Anyway Auntie Inej and Uncle Kaz for the win.

Wesper: they’re complicated. unless Wylan names his half sibling his heir (which could be met with varying scrutiny depending on their gender), he does need to have children and that’s biologically impossible for he and Jes, so I’m not even sure what they’d do. I don’t think Jesper or Wylan would want him to enter some kind lavender marriage and I very much doubt the concept of surrogacy (if it exists) would be accepted by high society as a valid form of producing an heir. and then there’s the whole matter if they would want children. Both of them would likely have incredibly complex feelings about being parents but I do think unlike Kanej, because these two’s trauma comes from parents (Colm loves Jesper but he undeniably messed him up), I do think it could be healing for both of them to “break the cycle” especially from a narrative perspective. So I do think Wesper would have children, out of obligation if nothing else I’m just not sure how it would happen. Besides, it would be it would be interesting to explore their feelings if their child turned out to be disabled or Grisha as well.

helnik: again, complicated. I do think these two would want children together and iirc they both fantasize about settling down somewhere together and even if children aren’t explicitly part of that fantasy, I do think we can use context clues to infer that desire. Plus, Matthias Helvar was like made to be a father. The complicated bit comes in with the fact I don’t think these two would actually indulge that fantasy, at least not for a while because these two are soldiers through and through and they would spend most of their lives fighting to change Fjerda. and like Inej hunting Slavers, this is not a life I can imagine them bringing a child into. maybe later life they’d retire once they felt they’d done as much as they could and then they’d have a child (if they were still young enough to feel like they could keep up with one) and they could take comfort in the knowledge they had made the world better for their children. So I think they would want children but I don’t know if they could. In the meantime, Trassel can be their baby.

all of this is my own opinion and my attempt at genuine analysis of what the text tells me, when I’m writing my fanfic or doing fun fandom stuff, I might do stuff that contradicts what I said I this because I’m just having fun! I have nothing against the ideas opposite to these, I just don’t personally believe them. You are free to make as much Kanej kid content as you want! You are welcome to think Wesper would never have children, that’s perfectly fine! this post is not meant to frame my opinion as the only correct one and that bit at the end of the Kanej section is just because again, I have heard out the arguments, we don’t need it rehashed lol

Kaz: an interest in cult psychology

Inej: collects soda can tabs, makes things from plants she finds, just all types of new things made from other things, my reduce reuse recycling queen

Wylan: draws on hands/arms when bored(doodles, swirls, etc. his father hated when he did it as a kid, so it was his instinct to cover it. jesper realizes and insists he stops because he loves looking at what new thing is covering his arms)

Jesper: not being able to focus on a task/work consistently/procrastination and hating himself after

Matthias: restless leg syndrome, I don't care if it isn't in character, it is to me

Wylan: *is kinda a prince in the wrong place*

Jesper:

Drawing yaoi in June? Likely story.

Wesper, I will always love you.