A social butterfly's dream: recap of week one at college.
Speed-dating night, pool party, barn night and undie runs⌠All which make up the first week of college madness that maybe recognised as the equivalent of âOâ week for other universities⌠without the booze.
Itâs coming close to mid-semester break, and we thought we should give yâall a recap of our first, exciting, social and somewhat misleading first week of college!
In such endeavours to limit the collegeâs âbadâ appearance, our first Tuesday night social was speed-âfriendingâ rather than speed-âdatingâ. I honestly donât even know why they try to change it; people legitimately come to this particular Christian college to do whatâs known as the âMatrimonialâ course anyway. On the enrolment form they even have a tick box list of the reasons why youâre at college from 1 to 10: âGood education, being involved in groups, sporting events⌠or âdatingâ. (I only put that down as no. 2) âIf you go un-partnered by the end of your degree, we guarantee full-reimbursement!â They may as well start selling themselves as a dating college.
But Iâve gotten off track. This speed-friending night was a really great time; the sort where you canât remember any of the names of the people you were introduced to the day before at registration, and you have to awkwardly re-ask their names, or subtly listen to the person next to you in the line (Rhi) as they told them their name before itâs your turn to be introduced.
We actually had to dress up too; our theme was: âWhat I wanted to be when I grew upâ. I mean â I had no idea of what I was supposed to wear. I ended up going as a mad scientist, borrowing a white lab coat off my auntie who works at Sanitarium. Bit of a rookie mistake though â everyone kept asking me, âSo⌠you wanted to be a Sanitarium worker when you grew up?â
So that wasnât carried out so well. But my hair and nerd glasses made for a good laugh. I spent about half an hour before hand teasing up my long hair so it sat out like a young Michael Jacksonâs hair-do. It was such a pain in the butt to get out, Iâm surprised the next day I wasnât looking like Bruce Willis.
To top the night off, we all jumped on the bandwagon with the rest of the world and made a âharlem shakeâ video. We really couldnât pass up the opportunity with so many people in one hall, all dressed as ninja turtles, mad scientists, old people, scrubs nurses, morph suits, Mexicans and professional golfers.
 Hereâs a link to it if youâre interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2ej_VIC6w
Wednesday nightâs adventures consisted of a hectic pool party with zorb-balls (which we werenât actually allowed inside) 3 or 4 giant blow up trampolines, a volleyball net and blasting music. It was so much fun to get in there and jump from one floating device to another with about 15 people crammed in it, getting all tangled. All or nothing. Only a couple of times did I almost drown. The zorb-balls that we werenât actually allowed inside turned out to be quite fun to play volleyball with but when approaching distracted people in the pool became a bit lethal and almost knocked a few people out!
Saturday was fun dressing up in the barn gear for the famous barn night; one group of creative second years actually came as a barn with cardboard boxes and all the different animals. We participated in the clichĂŠ Peter Dixon Bandâs usual round of songs: The Hokey Pokey, Heel and Toe and many other classics, finishing it all off with âYellowâ by Coldplay. Classic for any child brought up in the local area having attended many of these barn nights.
At the end of the heel-tapping evening, we tried to all go to the pool which we werenât really allowed to but it was tradition for after the barn nights in previous years, (apparently). When we actually got to the gates though, it started raining, and people chickened out. They just didnât get how if we were going to do something it has to be in âpack mentalityâ. Thereâs strength in numbers! As an alternative, people ran down to the back oval to run around in the mud â with the left over 20 girls we all stripped down to our undercrackers and ran around the oval. It was a lot of spontaneous fun.
The rest of the week was quiet, until 7:28 on Friday night, the spiritual program for college students. Being a local Iâve subsequently been to this program for the last couple of years, but it was nice to finally be there as an actual college student, sitting beside my new bestie Miss Rhi.
So you might be wondering, why was this week all a bit misleading?Â
As much as this first week was a whole lot of fun, I somehow had this perception that college would always be full of this hectic social stuff! But now, 7 weeks in Iâve realised that itâs about creating your own adventures when the SAC team doesnât provide socials that interest you, or at all; in and amongst the growing assignments that are becoming due way too quick! But this first week was one to remember, and I look back onto it with fondness.
Anyway, Iâm late for dinner at the one and only cafeteria that College so dearly loves.