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Had to do a double take when I first saw this; I thought the peel was a creature. May I gift you: pineapple dragon?

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
This is all true except that last one, donβt worry about the last one
my therapist: so how are you doing today?
me:
Is your therapist washing you?
used her hand sanitizer
it's really funny that even people who support luigi mangione have like fully bought into the propaganda being pushed that he's the one who did it when he hasn't been convicted of shit and is extremely likely just some guy the nypd and eric adams could reasonably pass off as the person who did it to save face. That huge fucking perp walk (that shouldn't have even been legal to do) was to plant the idea in the public's mind that yeah, obviously this guy did it, why would they be doing this if he wasnt, and you all fell for it without even thinking about it.

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ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
they just did anything in the 80s
"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you
I think that DNIs are a really clear example of the backwards understanding of boundaries that a lot of people have. Some people think it works like: "My boundary is that YOU can't do this thing I don't like"
When really it's more like: "My boundary is that if you do this thing that I've told you I don't like then I will remove myself from the situation"
The former does not work. The latter is more effective, it takes responsibility for yourself, and also it puts the power over your wellbeing into your hands and not in the hands of strangers who may or may not be malicious.

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there are no places you can hide. not from me.
yk what hell yeah
Does anyone remember that website where you could/can req or place prompts for ships or ideas for fics or art of a fandom? It was something like dreamjournal? And it was often in anon? And anyone could randomly fill it or multiple people could fill it and it was thread based?
Is it even a thing anymore?
Hello ozzgin! I just recently discovered your blog, and thought it was pretty cool you made a little space for people like that. I'm a biittt of a monster fucker, so I'll peep at you're blog every once in a while. But this isn't about me, mostly,
Monsters could be under your bed, or in your closet. But what if you had a bunk bed?
If you slept on the top bunk alone, you could be dragged underneath to the bottom bunk for anything sensual and sly.
And if you sleep on the bottom bunk, something could depend down on you and pin you down. (Watch your head tho; I'm talking from experience)
Sincerely:
-π¦
Your bunk bed monster suggestion made me think of yet another silly guide. Featuring some monstrous combos, depending on your choice of furniture. :')
they deserve a happy ending.

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I had to draw something with these two β€οΈ
[ID: Line art of The Bride holding Nina in the water. Nina is limp with her head tucked in the bride's shoulder and is resting a hand on the wound in her stomach. END ID.]
no don;t worry she fine shes just sleepy I promi