Two Line Pass:Hockey Comic

Hopefully it will be over one way or another on Saturday.

Dude can do whatever he wants. Money, location, childhood dreams, it doesn’t matter the reason. And the fans’ thoughts on his priorities, abilities, or comps don’t matter...wait? who am I talking about again?

While there, maybe he can pick up a defenseman costume? Sorry, a slutty defenseman costume.

As of right now, the Leafs’ goal differential if 4, and they’re still doing great, and will also be fine.

Ranger twitter is going crazy that they have yet to win a game in regulation, and I’m over here like Grumpy Cat: “GOOD!”

I don’t really have a solution, but multiple leagues need to fix their playoffs.

One day that adult man, who keeps doing the same thing over and over again, with no serious repercussions, will learn! 

Also, this is the 200th strip, and I think about the 2 year anniversary, cool.

A 5 games suspension sounds about right, but at least some of them should have been during the regular season for that sucker punch on Ekblad. Real injuries = real consequences?

I’m sure the guy is good at the thing he’s been training his whole life to do. And yes, I know the Jags have actually been alright VERY recently (last year, and now 2 weeks into this one), still doesn’t warrant THAT much confidence.

This is the worst trade, and downright worst run organization I think I’ve ever seen. And I’m from New York. I’ve seen the Islanders for the last 30 years, I know full well Mike Milbury is a thing that exists. Welp, I hope Karlsson isn’t too affected by the culture shock of perfect weather and a functional hockey organization.

Pete Rose colored glasses

AUGUST IS ALMOST OVER!

You could say Gretzky is the embodiment of the American Dream - Come from another country, marry a Playboy model/actress, and make way more money to not win anymore. It’s a hell of a country!

This is a real take someone had. Can you even imagine.

Yeah, his contract is probably more than his numbers suggest, but intangibles? 

God forbid Linden tries to go about a rebuild the right way, but Aquilini’s 12 point manifesto while nice, wasn’t really necessary.