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Bungee jumping but instead of a bungee cord it’s anal beads and you have to clench to stop yourself

op can i ask u a question

I will not be taking any questions at this time

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

finally a good fucking shower thought

shut up about endgame. the only avenger that matters is sasuke uchiha

those images with a trans person where a “girl” looks into the mirror and sees a “boy” are so inaccurate and don’t represent my trans experience at all. when i look into the mirror i see dumbledore shaking my hand. ive won the house cup.

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today