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        ((For people that are not already aware, I moved accounts! You can find me at @twitchingproxy.I will continu threads there if asked, or you can start new ones with me! Or just send in your questions ))

            I will move threads to the new one if asked. ))

           “S-shout out to Alex, whos so in-ingenious that he took a line from a a-a-abandoned sh-shitty g-game. Long live ‘four balls on the edge of a c-cliff’”

               “...Please dont show him it.”

           “Yeah, I dont mind hanging out w-with her for a w-week. Shes p-pretty cool. But I cant promise that she wont be upset if she f-finds out that you asked me to keep her away from y-you.”

             “…..Im pretty s-sure no one else would want to see someone with half their f-face torn off.” He snapped his head to the side with the usual crack. “But… uh t-thanks? Anyways, I’d rather not anyone see it. It was m-more so curiosity than a-anything, no offence.”

            “.....Just give me those extra copies and get the f-fuck out of my face”

            “Ohhh we’re getting along real well! Just peachy. Best friends. When I die Im even leaving him my shitty house to him in the will. Best. Fucking. Friends.”

            “.... Fuck you Alex Kralie.” The proxy huffed,before digging though his pockets and then throwing the money in his face. Change and all. 

            “….Kralie, Next time I g-get my hands on weed I will give you all of it if we never s-speak of this a-again.”