Bespin and the Murphys

God murphy took Mathew, (who was just becoming good friends with the king) and Murphy Big (who was on a flight with DRM) right away from their early morning activities, only to promise them rewards to betray their kingdom. How, we don't know. God murphy promised them each a great reward. A holy pickle for Murphy Big, which could turn anything into a sentient pickle, and the golden bread to Mathew, which can regenerate and turn into any kind of bread. Murphy Big shut god Murphy down immediately, because he loved the king and would never betray him, but Mathew shut him up, and asked, "what can I do for you, my liege?", accepting the offer.

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"What do you want, my liege?" Asks Mathew. Murphy Big looks to him as if to say "REALLY? THIS?" But God murphy duck tapes his beak shut. (Get it? DUCK tape? Hehehe...) "If we are going to do this, we can't have HIM go and blab it to everyone." Says god murphy. "Kill the king."

Murphy Big faints on the spot. Mathew stands still. ".......Okay..... why? Why can't you just do that?"

"Because the king has a different magic item that makes it so I can't. He can't be killed by magic."

"okay. I can do this. When is the dead line?"

"next Monday."

1 HOUR LATER

"hello king, I have your food."

I don't know how else to say this so I just will. Fritz has passed. Some people here might not know him, but he was a cat I had. I didn't post him too much, but I did post him very early in this blog. He lived a long and happy life, and it was his time. He passed in his sleep, peacefully, and at 18 years old. I'm happy he lived as long as he did. He passed last night, and I don't know how bespin is handling it, but I know everyone is sad he's gone, but happy with the life he lived. I'm ending this post with some pictures of the cute fluffball.

Genuinely look at this

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